ishieland - [big bang theory] stay classy, san diego - nc17

(He ignores the tiny voice that assures him it will take only seconds.) He is well aware that his friends, and likely many acquaintances and family members, believe him to be several steps removed from basic reproductive urges. ... moved in across the hall and started twisting herself into every possible facet of his existence, he thought he'd defeated that particular biological imperative - aside from the occasional bout of self-stimulation to relieve stress or anxiety. ...